what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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