Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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