Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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