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Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
no, he came in my armpit
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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