There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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