I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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