About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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