i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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