Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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