I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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