The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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