just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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