I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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