great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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