I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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