im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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