matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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