I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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