She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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