Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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