What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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