it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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