But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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