Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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