How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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