so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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