This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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