Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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