let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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