That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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