i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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