He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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