Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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