what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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