come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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