Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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