writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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