thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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