it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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