singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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