Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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