Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize