dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
