Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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