Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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