I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
