I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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