im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
17 year olds will be the death of me.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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