it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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