Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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