Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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