you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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