remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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