: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I love you.
Bad choice
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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