exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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