Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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