Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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